noun- seductively beautiful or charming women, OR Badass Rugby Women who'll give it to you hard, and leave you wanting more

ROOKIE CHUM BUCKETS

• Position: Utility
• Style of Play: Messy
• Experience: MVP
• Occupation: Rookie Chaperone
• Home State: Stationary
• Quote: "Don't put me down."
• Beer of Choice: Whatever you put in me
• Rugby Moment: Always being present with the Rookies at the socials

HEX

• Position: Hooker/Prop/8
• Style of Play: In your FACE
• Experience: Longer than your mom
• Occupation: Kept Woman
• Home State: (Everything's bigger in) Texas
• Quote: "It's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore" ~Stewie Griffin
• Beer of Choice: Yeungling
• Rugby Moment: Finding out eye-gouging was illegal :(

Carnie

• Position: Hooker/Scrum half in training
• Style of Play: Don't F*** up!
• Experience: Ask yer mom
• Occupation: Role-model
• Home State: New York
• Quote: "I'd rather regret the things I did do than the things I didn't do"
• Beer of Choice: The kind in my cup
• Rugby Moment: Deciding to tie shoe laces with my toes at my first Siren social

D-Smash

• Position: Outside Center
• Style of Play: Ungraceful
• Experience: More and more every week
• Occupation: Student
• Home State: South Carolina
• Quote: "On female rugby teams- Everybody thinks we should have moustaches and hairy behinds, but in fact you could put us all on the cover of Vouge. -Helen Kirk
• Rugby Moment: Owing the team a ZULU from scoring in my first 7's tournament!

April

• Position: Prop
• Style of Play: Unyielding
• Experience: Rookie
• Occupation: Fixing grills
• Home State: South Carolina
• Quote: "Don't get all girly on me..."
• Beer of Choice: Flat Tire
• Rugby Moment: "That bitch punched me in the throat!"

RED

• Position: Scrumhalf, Hooker
• Style of Play: Feisty
• Experience: a lot more than you...
• Occupation: I teach the pilots a thing or two
• Home State: Missouri, where the cows are delicious
• Quote: "You bit my eyelash! Who does that?!?"
• Beer of Choice: anything brewed in Colorado
• Rugby Moment: "all of my rugby skills are just depleting by the moment"

CRUSH

• Position: Flanker, Flyhalf, Utility
• Style of Play: Head first
• Experience: Been around the block...
• Occupation: Street performer
• Home State: DELA-WHERE?
• Quote: "Stop talking about me like I'm not in the room. I'm Right HERE!"
• Beer of Choice: FREE
• Rugby Moment: "I've only had 5 or 8 concussions... I can't remember..."

CAPPIE

• Position: Hooker
• Style of Play: Cuban
• Experience: Rookie
• Occupation: Paper towel tester #1 sir
• Home State: Neverland
• Quote: "I'll teach you to make Cuban food..."
• Beer of Choice: Starbucks
• Rugby Moment: The reason Sirens have Rugby Chum Buckets

BURN

• Position: Center
• Style of Play: Hot
• Experience: Rookie
• Occupation: Paper towel tester #2 sir...
• Home State: PA
• Quote: "...they're giving me money!!"
• Beer of Choice: Shots
• Rugby Moment: The reason Sirens have Rookie Chum Buckets #2 sir

T-PAIN

• Position: Flanker, Wing
• Style of Play: Super Fast
• Experience: Workin' on it
• Occupation: Putting out fires
• Home State: Virginia
• Quote: "i'm so hurt"
• Beer of Choice: Now you know I don't drink
• Rugby Moment: "One of these days I'm gonna get a shiny red card for all those high tackles"

TANK

• Position: Inside center
• Style of Play: Beastin'
• Experience: rookie
• Occupation: demolition
• Home State: SC
• Quote: "Rugby?  Hell yeah!"
• Beer of Choice: Maybe that's not such a good idea...
• Rugby Moment: "Just take the ball and don't stop...no matter what"

JADE

NATTY LITE

• Position: Hooker
• Style of Play: Cagey
• Experience: rookie
• Occupation: Student
• Home State: SC
• Quote: "I'm sorry... did I hit you too hard?"
• Rugby Moment: "Can I get a prop? oh no Nat, that's just never gonna happen."

ALICIA

• Position: Flanker   
• Style of Play: Accelerated
• Experience: Rookie
• Occupation: Evading tackles and kickin' ass
• Home State: South Carolinaaa!
• Quote: "I don't mind living in a man's world, as long as I can be a woman in it." - Marilyn Monroe
• Rugby Moment: "Hey, YOU THERE! I see you over there, I want you to come here!"

THESE ARE YOUR 2010 SUMTER SIRENS.

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