• Position: On the Wing
• Style of Play: Grounded
• Experience: Veteran... at being plastic and inflated
• Occupation: Beer Wench and Sprained Ankle Icer
• State/Country: Made in China
• Quote: "Quack quack"
• Beer of Choice: High pressure air
• Rugby Moment: When the Beaver King was ridin' me, see below

• Position: Hook
• Style of Play: Low and slow
• Experience: 12th year rookie
• Occupation: Baby-daddy
• State/Country: Oklahoma, where the wind whips round and round the plains...
• Quote: "Some thought he was too big to hit, David thought Goliath was too big to miss."
• Beer of Choice: Guinness
• Rugby Moment: Cutting that guy in half at Mil Nats...'CLACK'

• Position: Statue Fly Half
• Style of Play: Rough and tumble
• Experience: Secret
• Occupation: Confidential
• State/Country: Restricted
• Quote: "I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you."
• Beer of Choice: Cloak-and-dagger
• Rugby Moment: Receiving a nasty puke colored bruise along the entirety of the inner thigh.

• Position: Lock
• Style of Play: Crappy
• Experience: Eating dirt in Charleston
• Occupation: Government Official
• State/Country: Florida
• Quote: "I can just catch it and bring it to the ground?"
• Beer of Choice: Booze
• Rugby Moment: My first 'little chat' with the ref

• Position: Inside ball hog
• Style of Play: Faster than I look
• Experience: All fake Islanders play rugby at birth
• Occupation: Pretending to be Samoan
• State/Country: Tejas
• Quote:
• Beer of Choice: Dos Equis
• Rugby Moment: That one time when I passed the ball

• Position: Cool-whip dipper
• Style of Play: Elegant, the strong silent type
• Experience: Since the dawn of time
• Occupation: Gunfighter
• State/Country: Sumpter, SC
• Quote: "Thou shalt not kick the ball! RUN IT!!
• Beer of Choice: Pink Lemonade
• Rugby Moment: When he was all power, and all pace...

• Position: Where ever my tights are
• Style of Play: Placebo-free
• Experience: First Season
• Occupation: Searchmoreonline.com
• State/Country: Germany
• Quote: "How long are the halves?"
• Beer of Choice: Zima
• Rugby Moment: Lasting 80 minutes with ripped tights

• Position: Scrummie
• Style of Play: Psyops
• Experience: Second season
• Occupation: Weather Officer
• State/Country: Montana born, Indiana raised.
• Quote: "These are times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman." -Thomas Paine
  "Though a thousand fall at your side, though ten thousand are dying around you, these evils will not touch you." -Psalms 91:7
• Beer of Choice: Bigsky Brewing Co.'s Moose Drool Brown Ale
• Rugby Moment: The day I opened the mailbox and my new tornado socks had finally come!

• Position: Dirty Hooker
• Style of Play: Systematic
• Experience: Rookie
• Occupation: Avionic technician - aka baby killer
• State/Country: South Dakota
• Quote: "Don't talk to me about that"
• Rugby Moment: Running into the posts at Grunk... "Graceful!"

• Position: Scrumhalf
• Style of Play: Weasly
• Experience: Seasoned
• Occupation: Motorcycle test rider
• State/Country: South Carolina - the country
• Quote:
• Rugby Moment:

• Position: Center
• Style of Play: Aggressive
• Experience: yep
• Occupation: trash talker
• State/Country: South Carolina
• Quote:
• Beer of Choice:
• Rugby Moment:

• Position: Wing
• Style of Play: Speedy
• Experience: Rookie
• Occupation: To Be Determined
• State/Country: South Carolina
• Quote:
• Rugby Moment:

• Position: Offsides
• Style of Play: Redneck
• Experience: You betcha!
• Occupation: tattooed white trash
• State/Country: Oooohhhh-klahoma trailer park
• Quote: "If the ref didn't see it, did it really happen?"
• Beer of Choice: Natty Light
• Rugby Moment: Who the HELL is number 12?!!

• Position:Where ever I get to kick the ball
• Style of Play:Speed demon
• Experience: This isn't soccer?
• Occupation:All hooah-hooah hard core
• State/Country: South Carolina
• Quote: ""He stepped on my ankle...AGAIN";
• Beer of Choice: Whatever is free, preferably in the tiny bottles
• Rugby Moment: Did you see me get the ball?? Huh huh? Did ya?

• Position: Flanker (preferrably 6)
• Style of Play: Amatuer, now only slightly lost
• Experience: First season
• Occupation: Fuel Systems Instructor
• State/Country: Connecticut
• Quote: "Work hard, party hard."
• Beer of Choice: Blue Moon...you saw me standing alone...
• Rugby Moment: My best runs are made "post-whistle"

• Position: Lock, prop
• Style of Play: Nose first
• Experience: A little more every day
• Occupation: IYAAYAS
• State/Country:
• Quote: "Is that blood gonna come out of my jersey?"
• Beer of Choice:
• Rugby Moment: When people randomly hand you ice packs there might be something wrong with you

• Position: Outside center
• Style of Play: Full on mayhem
• Experience: "I get Setanta sports"
• Occupation: SCANG Avionics tech
• State/Country: Ache-n (ha ha) SC
• Quote: "Bring the juice!! Bring it!!"
• Beer of Choice: Guinness
• Rugby Moment: When I got hurt and the hot rugby chicks took care of me!

• Position: Stinkin second row
• Style of Play:
• Experience:
• Occupation:
• State/Country: Alley-bammey
• Quote: "You're out of control right now!"
• Beer of Choice:
• Rugby Moment:

• Position: Wannabe 8 man
• Style of Play:
• Experience: Back turned forward
• Occupation: Gettin tatted up
• State/Country:
• Quote: "I had a dream..."
• Beer of Choice:
• Rugby Moment:

• Position: Front Row (preferrably Hook)
• Style of Play: Like a bowling ball, just a need a 'lil push.
• Experience: Seven seasons
• Occupation: Weapons Loader
• State/Country: Pennsylvania.
• Quote: "I didn't do it."
• Rugby Moment: Doing my Zulu in Cambridge in front of a female soccer tourney.

• Position: Tight-Head Prop/Hook
• Style of Play: Tank
• Experience: Three seasons in Germany
• Occupation: SrA, USAF
• State/Country: Washington
• Quote: "St?rke liegt nicht in der Verteidigung aber im Angriff. -- Strength lies not in defense, but in attack."
• Beer of Choice: Guinness
• Rugby Moment: Semi-final game of Hanbach vs Grafenwoher. I got to knock the clock off of a Grafenwoher wing. Laid him out flat. (lost the game, but still was fun!).

• Position: Backs
• Style of Play: Speed
• Experience: First season
• Occupation: SrA, USAF
• State/Country: Alabama
• Quote: "I'm the best and nobody can tell me otherwise."
• Beer of Choice: Root Beer
• Rugby Moment: When I scored three tries at the Charleston 7s tourney.

• Position: Back or Lock
• Style of Play: Finesse
• Experience: Third season
• Occupation: A1C, Jet Engine Mechanic
• State/Country: Ohio
• Quote: "Yesterday at physical therapy..."
• Beer of Choice: Heineken
• Rugby Moment: Winning the '06 South Regional Championships for Brentwood Rugby.

THESE ARE YOUR 2010 SUMTER DIAMONDBACKS

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